October: first post

I’ll have to do a full blog post about Lady Lee some time.

A little snippet: First off three facts:
I am male;
I am 73 years old;
I have long (for a bloke) unkempt hair.

Shopping in B&M today I overheard a young girl in a pushchair:
“It’s a boy!”
Staring up at me as I walked by: “Mummy, it’s a boy!”
The reply, as I passed out of earshot: “Shhh. Some boys have long hair.”

Boy!
Me!
Boy!
Made my day!
Smiling broadly I thanked the mother when I bumped into them at the other end of the aisle.

Anyhoo, on with the Month of October.
I long believed* that blackberries lost their sweetness on the night of 29th/30th September, this being Michaelmas and vouched for by none other than The National Geographic.
This is, however, wrong. In fact the date is the eleventh of October – old Michaelmas day. In case there’s anyone unfamiliar with Michaelmas; it’s the date on which the Archangel Michael whupped Satan and chucked him out of Heaven. Satan landed on a blackberry bush and either cursed it, spat on it or peed on it depending on which part of Britain you take note of, thus removing the sweetness.
Don’t you feel better for knowing that?
*(not really!)

Three little maids

Don’t know if they are all maids but … (how do you tell boys from girls? Without getting really close up, that is)

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September: tranche the second

For was it not that September, the true Autumn month, did continue in the blog of the Wazzock and lo many were the images which were exposéd. Now these images were of varying quality but open to scrutiny by anyone with the key to the mystery of the ‘internet address’ which was promulgated openly upon the ‘World Wide Web’.
Among the earliest of these depictions was one of such low quality that it might have been considered below the desirability of anyone to publish or, coming upon it while ‘surfing the web’, to condescend to view. It was said, however, that such was the nature of this image or ‘photograph’ that it was looked on as worthy of publication in the blogpost of the Wazzock.
(Translation: It’s a crap picture but interesting nonetheless)
So here ’tis.

Grass snake in the canal

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September begins

    September’s the real Autumn month, there’s plenty of mellow fruitfulness – berries, nuts, apples, pears, hips, haws, sloes and other fruit abound. Not so much on the mists but maybe that’s ’cause I’m allergic to early rising. I ‘did’ Keats† for ‘O’ level English Lit.
John Keats wrote ‘Ode To Autumn’

Monster in the reeds

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August 2017

I’ve decided to do a blogpost covering each month until I catch up with actuality. If I do two per week I should be up to date before the end of Jan. I can’t manage much more than one pic from each day without making the post toooooooo long although occasionally I will if the pics make it compulsory.

Fracking prospecting

August saw a whole lot of fracking prospecting around North Notts. These were the only ones I saw at it although their instruments were all over. Continue reading

Year End

So*, to continue where I was so rudely interrupted by things: there has been very little happening around 108 to blog about. The swans, and to a lesser extent the grebes, have raised families; in the former case with about 55.6%that’s 5/9 success and in the second with 0% and 100%. Of course there have been loads of mallard, moorhen and coot births. 
 
 
I set out intending to do right up to present but I’ve chickened out at the end of July. I’ll do more tomorrow, promise.
 
 
 
The swans, who started with nine cygnets, have reared five. They’re now as big as their parents and are growing whiter by the day.

NB: Pics can be seen bigger by clicking on them by mouse or touch. They are also on my Flickr where you can see them much larger. Continue reading